Joke 1:
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
Joke 2:
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator.
Joke 3:
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”
And that my friends are my Jokes for the day.
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta.
Joke 2:
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An Investigator.
Joke 3:
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for computers.” The blonde’s eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers “Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!”
And that my friends are my Jokes for the day.
14 comments:
LOL You made my day, Kathy. Love the dumb blonde joke.
Is it bad I laughed at those jokes?
Fun jokes. Now if I can remember them when I want to share them.
Ha ha! Love the windows joke. :-)
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Love these. I can use the first two on my grandkids.
Here is a witty little joke I found funny that I felt I could share with you, "Today's kids will never know the feeling of slamming a phone shut after an argument, now all you can do is poke your screen in an angry rage."
Though, perhaps, slamming the phone down on the receiver may have been more satisfying in a slightly older era.
I must admit I had a little chuckle. Thanks for making me smile.
Hey Sharon: Glad I could make you laugh. I chuckled too when I wrote them. Thanks for stopping by.
Hi Patricia Lynne:
No, it's not bad. Glad I could put a smile on your face.
Hey Marcy:
I'm the same way. Leave it to me to screw up a joke. I sure love to laugh at them though.
Hi Kirsten: Me too, that was my favorite one. I hadn't heard any new blonde jokes in awhile.
Teresa: I love telling my grandkids jokes. Glad I could help.
Hi Sally: Glad to put a smile on your face any day. I make sure every morning when I get ready, before I leave the mirror, I check for the smile. It always helps to see myself smiling back before I walk out the door.
All right! My kinda corny jokes.
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